Lassie cum home

I was asked today whether the free lube that we give away with condoms was tested on animals - it took a moment or two for my colleague and I to realise we were being asked about the factory production tests not a trial run by consumers to see if your corgi liked Liquid Silk more than ID Glide or whether smearing your gerbil in vaseline was a) desirable; b) difficult to get a hold on; or c) left smears on your picnic blanket.