This began as a tale of two gay men, a cat and an octogenarian. It's not a sitcom but I'm not entirely sure it's real life. As a couple we realised we had a choice: either write about life with the grumpy old dwarf and try to see the funny side or bump him off and put him in the skip outside next door. Since that time we have moved on ... 7 years later I came back to update things! So now there are two men, two dogs and a bungalow in Barrybados.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Near-piss experience

One wonders if they’ve had another “near piss” experience today. This is Richard’s term for coming close to water passed by the management, so to speak. It may be less traumatic than a near miss or even near death experience but if Daddy has had an accident as below, you don’t want to compound it with an accident of your own by using the same mug!

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