Greece is the word!

We are on our way back to Cardiff and stop at the Little Fat Bastard (or Little Chef as others know it) for the Olympic-sized breakfast. They have other fabled meals but we decide to make our own.

• The Clytemnestra breakfast comes with a bathful of tomato sauce and gives you good wind.
  
• The Cassandra breakfast: ‘you won’t believe us when we tell you how big it is!'
  
• Push the boat out and have the Helen of Troy!
  
• Watch the stones roll on with a Sisyphus burger!

You may want to reach for Google or Wikipedia or if you’re already up to speed you could have a go at adding your own menu suggestions in the comments section. Later we stop for the lavatory where we pass the pillars of Heracles!